totallyinaband | #31 - [Accidental Video Post]

[The device clicks on to a dark room. A bed is positioned in the centre, where two figures sleep. After a few moments, the peace is interrupted by a high-pitch wail. Many may recognise it as the familiar cry of oh-god-I-am-a-baby-and-I-just-woke-up-alone-what-is-this? The figure nearest the camera rolls over, and is unmistakably the bleary-eyed face of Stephen Stills. He groans and shoves the figure next to him in the shoulder.]

Cas! Wake up. It's your turn. How the hell do you sleep through that, anyway?

[Ooc: FAMILY DAY CUUUUUUUURSE! So basically, a bunch of us got together and decided to make the most elaborate and ridiculous Family Day Curse ever. This family tree is This-a-way for those of you who are interested. For the cliffnotes - Poncho-Kun, Hanna, and Stephen are brothers. Stephen is married to Castiel and Rose Lalonde is their daughter. Dave Strider is Nameless Dude's bastard son via Hooker. Demyx may or may not be related to them all somehow but lives near by anyway. There will be various action threads for various times in their family history, but also feel free to video or audio post if you feel your char needs to WTF at this apparent new family. :-D]

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[ SPRAWLED OUT ON THE COUCH, ACTING LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE. ]

[Making a rare trip downstairs from her room and oh hey look, cousin]

How long have you been here?

Long enough to be totally fossilized into your couch.

Should I be alerting my dear fathers that we currently have an infestation?

[ snort. ] Gonna get them to call pest control and spay me?

I would wager that spaying you would have absolutely no effect, given that you are male and also not of a species where being spayed is commonplace.

Hey, you'd be surprised.

Should I prepare myself to sustain the shock that will doubtless occur on the occasion of this surprise?

I was looking for someone and gave up.

Well then it appears that your princess is destined to waste away in another castle after all.

She can come to me, I'm not that kind of Knight.

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Oh. Hi Dave. When did you get in?

Years ago. I've been steadily growing out of your couch since you got it. Can't believe you never noticed.

That would explain the weird lumps I'd been noticing.

Staring at them might turn out to be a little illegal, just as a warning. Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat.

[That earns you an affectionate cuff across the back of the head.]

I'm calling Child Protective Services.

Good luck with that. You staying for lunch?

What're you having?

Left-overs, mainly. I think there's quiche.

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[Hey, what do you know, it's that thing that he does sometimes. He sits down on the arm of the couch. Dangerously close to his head.]

Keepin' busy?

[ THIS ASS TO HEAD PROXIMITY IS DANGEROUS AND UNCOMFORTABLE. ]

For sure. What's up?

[It is a wonderful experience of feelings that are completely inappropriate due to the fact that they're related. Possibly.]

Nothing unusual. How come you're here? You and your dad don't visit that often.

Was looking for him and thought here'd be the first place he'd come. I was right, as always.

Plus, you couldn't keep me away from this couch. We've got this illicit love affair thing going on.

You've- oh, right yeah. Guess I should apologize for interrupting, I guess.