#37 - [video - forward dated to the morning]

[totallyinaband]

[The video feed is on, but all the camera can see is blackness. A great deal of very loud breathing can be heard. The darkness breaks slightly, and whatever was blocking the camera pulls back to reveal this:



The device is nosed a few more times as it skitters across whatever surface it's on. The face backs up, revealing a fairly large deer stag standing in an apartment bedroom. The device is set up with a shot of the door. The deer bats at the doorknob a few times with his antlers, looking imploring back at the camera each time. He lets out a slightly mournful bellow, before moving back to the device. There are a few more moments of snuffling and deer-nose close ups before the transmission ends.]






[ooc: Stephen has been hit with the Safari curse and will now be a deer stag until Sunday. Which means that he he trapped in his room until someone comes and rescues him. Doorknobs are not meant for hooves. He's managed to work out how to operate the video function on his device (he's been stuck in here for a long time), so audio, video, and action are all welcome. He'll be wandering around the edge of town looking for delicious patches of grass if your character wants to bump into him. :-D]

Comments

[punchedhitler]

[Laughing]

Are you lost?

[totallyinaband]

[He shakes his head at the camera. He looks towards his door again, then back, snuffling a little.]

[punchedhitler]

Maybe you just need some help?

[The deer just shook his head like he understood. Curse?]

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen snorts in exasperation and paws at the floor with one hoof. How many people is going to have to explain to that he can't use doorknobs with hooves'.]

audio;

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

Shit just lookin' at you makes me hungry...

video;

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen bellows again and aims his antlers at the device camera threateningly.]

[rehymenator]

Stephen.

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen!deer makes a relieved snorting noise and nods vigorously.]

[rehymenator]

[ There is now a Castiel standing by the door. ]

You're a deer.

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen looks as sarcastic as is really possible in a deer.]

|| video

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Uhm... new pet?

|| video

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen!deer shakes his head. He walks over the the rather messy bed in the middle of the room and nudges at it, snorting, then walks back over to his door and paws at it with one hoof. He looks back at the screen imploringly. Get that, Jill?]

|| video

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

[She's starting to think that the deer wants out, although she didn't get the bed thing. But she does call out for Stephen to see if he comes to the device.]

Stephen? You there?

|| video

[totallyinaband]

[He makes more affirming snuffling noises and nods vigorously.]

voice;

[thewildone]

Stephen, there's a deer in your room! Why the hell is there a deer in your room?

video;

[totallyinaband]

[He nudges the device with his nose until his bed is in frame. His very empty bed, which is in kind of a state of chaos. As if a scared animal with too many legs woke up in there this morning. He looks back at the camera meaningfully.]

video;

[thewildone]

[Not quite getting it but almost there...]

Stephen?

video;

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen!deer nods and noses at the device, snuffling.]

[signatures]

Stephen -

This isn't like the moa thing, is it?

[totallyinaband]

[Finally, someone seems to recognized him. He shakes his head at the camera.]

[signatures]

[ Either it actually IS Stephen or a stag with... idk fleas. ] Nod twice if you woke up like that.

[totallyinaband]

[NOD NOD]

[Video;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

That's not a bad set of antlers.

[Video;]

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen remembers what Eames said about someone wanting to mount him on a wall and makes a sort of snorting noise.]

[Video;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to take 'em.

You look like you're having enough trouble already.