[Stephen turns on the recording with the practiced ease of a young person from the 21st century. He's much calmer this morning. His voice sounds a bit low and gravely. Possible hung-over, or just tired]
Hey, everyone. It's Stephen. Sorry about last night. I was a bit... freaked out. I didn't mean to post a video of myself all over the internet, or network, or whatever it is here.
So people keep telling me that I need to find a job here. It feels a bit like giving in, but I guess it's something to keep me busy. So what I'm basically saying is - does anyone know if any of the restaurants or bars are hiring? 'Cause I'm actually a pretty good cook. I has head chef at The Happy Avocado in Toronto for two years. Normally I'd give you a reference, but... yeah.
Also, is there anywhere I could crash tonight? I'm pretty sure I just passed out at the bar last night. I hate being a couch surfer, but you know how it is. I'll make you dinner in return?
So, uh, over and out I guess?
[ends recording]
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