#16 - [Video]

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen is once again in the kitchen in The Blue Light. (He does do actual work there, I swear).]

Hey, guys.

Sooo...


Did anyone else wake up with a bird attached to them this morning?

[Stephen pans the camera over to the side, where the screen if filled with brown feathers. He tilts it up slightly, revealing Stephen's bird for the day is...

A Giant Moa

It is looking around the kitchen with interest, every few minutes snacking on a bowl of nuts Stephen has placed in front of it. It is also wearing several hairnets, one on it's head and a few stretched hap-haphazardly across it's back.]

Although as curses go... this one is kind of awesome.

[Stephen scratches his Moa on his back, who coos appreciatively. He then goes back to meal prep.]

Comments

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

...isn't that too big?

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

You sure that's a bird?

[ voice ]

[proportioned.livejournal.com]

Try six.

[ And they (http://senoracoelho.wikispaces.com/file/view/Ralph-Resplendent_Quetzal.jpg/57716882/Ralph-Resplendent_Quetzal.jpg)'re all chattering away in the background. ]

[ voice ]

[dropkick]

Six.

[ None of them his but details. ]

[totallyinaband]

Naw, he just ducked down to fit through the doorway. And we have high ceilings in here.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, man. He's a New Zealand Moa bird. They've been extinct for like, a thousand years.

Pretty cool, eh?

Re: [ voice ]

[totallyinaband]

To be fair, I think one of my bird equals six of yours.

Re: [ voice ]

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, so I've heard. But then again I'm sure all six of your aren't 8 feet tall.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Pretty big.

Re: [Voice;]

[totallyinaband]

Seriously!

[Stephen looks up at his Moa proudly. It makes a strange gurgled cawing noise and attempt to eat a green bean.]

Hey, easy!

So did you get one today?

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

...yeah.

Re: [Voice;]

[totallyinaband]

I bet it's, like, a hawk, or falcon, or something, isn't it?

[IT MUST BE.]

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

No.

It's a buzzard.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

It's still too big. It looks weird.

[totallyinaband]

No. He's awesome the size he is. I bet you're just jealous you don't have a massive bird.

[Stephen pats the moa's back reassuringly]

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Why would I want one?

[designedtoparty]

What is that? A dinosaur?

[totallyinaband]

It's a giant moa. Didn't you ever read about them? They're these awesome extinct birds from New Zealand.

[designedtoparty]

Right. So, it's an Australian dinosaur.

No wonder it looks so weird.

[totallyinaband]

He doesn't look weird! He looks EPIC.

Re: [Voice;]

[totallyinaband]

Wow. Touch luck, man. You did better on the last curse.

[totallyinaband]

Because it's a giant extinct bird? And no one else has one?

[designedtoparty]

He looks weird. Come on. You can't tell me you didn't freak out when you woke up and found that thing sharing your pillow.

[totallyinaband]

a)He wasn't IN my bed, jackass. And b), I'd have thought that's something you'd be a little more used to.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Yeah.



Could be worse.