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[totallyinaband]

Stephen George Stills

1983-2070

Devoted friend. Loving Husband.


Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes

[ooc: No, Stephen didn't write this one. I don't think we would have gone for anything so tasteful. We will be very shocked when he realizes it's up!]

Comments

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Are you married!?

[totallyinaband]

What? Of course not! Why?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

D'you not notice either?! Look, y' just posted.

[totallyinaband]

What?

[Furious clicky noises as as Stephen check his journal]

Loving Husband? Fuck, I get married in the future?!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Well, looks like it. D'you know who'd it be to?

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

That's a ripe old age you lived to.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, not bad, eh?

I really hope I die at my family cottage. I really want future generations to think I'm haunting it.

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

It'd keep them busy.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, well. You know people say they want to be remembered when they're gone.

[Dorky grin]

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

You're married?

[totallyinaband]

NO! I have no idea why that got written there!

Unless I'm married in the future, or something.

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

I was going to say. You look too young.

[totallyinaband]

Sometimes I think the network just puts this stuff up to laugh at us. And who decided to put Neil Young on my gravestone?

[adamantined]

No matter how thoughtful these might sound, they just keep getting more and more morbid.

[totallyinaband]

Well it is a gravestone. I kinda think morbid is the point.

[adamantined]

To be fair, most people don't expect to turn on their computers and see their friends' epitaphs posted all over the Network.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, I guess I can see that.

Did you get an awesome one?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're married? Holy crap!

[totallyinaband]

FUTURE! FUTURE MARRIED! I think! It just got posted this morning!

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Okay okay, whoah, I got it! Chill!

[totallyinaband]

Sorry. Sorry. Just... I've been explaining that one to people all day.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

I think you might have the classiest epitaph out of everyone on the Network.

[totallyinaband]

Well, I'll definitely thank someone once I figure out who the hell wrote it.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Hey, that'd be a good way to meet your future wife. "My name's Stephen, thanks for the awesome epitaph!"

[totallyinaband]

...

I assume that would only be able to tell it was her if she were actually holding my gravestone when I met her. Which would be a whole new level of creepy.