#45 - [video]

[totallyinaband]

[the video opens to Stephen Stills in his living room, which looks likeit might be hosting a girls' sleepover. Air matresses, blankets, and pillows are basically flung over every surface. Several cats are all napping in the various sunny spots around the room, and in the corner a rather large husky is curled around a corgi pup. It all looks rather chaotic. Stephen is looking into the camera a little bleary-eyes, coffee in hand.]

Hey guys. Is anyone else experiancing... bread today?

I tried to make an omlette this morning and...

[he holds a frying pan up to the creen, which is now filled with circular bread.]

Neil tried to heat a pop tart and it came out toast. If this is a curse, it's gonna make work kinda difficult today.

[Stephen takes a deep gulp of coffee. His eyes widen in shock, and he starts to choke. His hand fumbles for the device, and the feed ends.]

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ACTION?

[signatures]

[ Eames waltzes into the living room, fresh from the shower - only to see Stephen possibly choking to his death. ]

You all right, there, Ste?

[ Obviously not. Here are some helpful heavy pats to the back. ]

ACTION!

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen manages to get his throat clear enough to croak out an answer.]

Yeah, I'm fine man. Just, uh... Unexpected.

[he looks ruefully into his coffee cup, which is full of what looks like beige sludge.]

Seriously?

ACTION X3

[boutant]

[ The only "little" girl in the apartment surfaces from beneath one of those blankets, having apparently burrowed into it at some point after waking up and realizing that she was still stuck in an apartment filled with men participating in No-Shave November. ]

Bread?

ACTION

[signatures]

[ Don't hate on the scruff, Ariadne. Eames takes Stephen's mug from him, peering down at it. ]

What the Hell did you put in here?

ACTION

[totallyinaband]

[Every month is Movember. ALWAYS.]

It was coffee, I swear.

[He walks over to the coffee pot to check it. Lo and behold, it is also full of soupy sludge.]

ACTION

[boutant]

[ You look like Neanderthals and she has to live with you. She will hate.

Picking up her blanket and wrapping it around herself, Ariadne shuffles over, standing on her toes to get a look at the mug. ]

That looks absolutely disgusting.

ACTION

[signatures]

[ Eames lowers the mug a fraction so Ariadne can take a better look, nose wrinkling as he leans in himself to sniff it. Smells like... soggy white bread? ]

Why would you try to drink bread?

[video]

[iwatchtjhooker]

[Sam is inclined to think this is sort of funny, until the choking starts.]

Stephen? My god... what's going on?

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[totallyinaband]

I'm fine, thanks. My coffee turned into wet bread.

[video]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh.

That's really gross. Glad you're okay.

[Pause.]

Any of it any good?

Re: [video]

[totallyinaband]

Seriously. Especially when you're expecting coffee.

Not sure, but considering everthig else I've tried to make today has turned into bread...

It's like a bread-based Midas touch thing.

[video]

[iwatchtjhooker]

That's just stupid.

But sort of Biblical, I guess.

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[totallyinaband]

Biblical, eh?

Sorry. My family weren't exactly church goers.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Bread, bread everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

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[totallyinaband]

Jesus, I haven't even tried drinking water yet...

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

It's what I think liquid bread would have been like.

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[totallyinaband]

The brown sludge stuff? Yeah, not fun.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

The opposite of fun. But strangely drinkable...

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[totallyinaband]

Not when you're expecting coffee...

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

[Here's a Dawn. Munching on a piece of bread.]

Experiencing bread. The bread experience, it sounds like a ride at Universal Studios or something. But yeah, there's bread all over the place. It's a bread-palooza.

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[totallyinaband]

I don't think there would be much of a line outside The Bread Experience.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Probably not, unless you're a baker -- which, how many people in the world can claim to be bakers? Probably a pretty small percentage. And an even smaller percentage if they're bakers of the bread variety and not the cakes and pies variety. Super small lines. The Bread Experience is already a bust.

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[totallyinaband]

We should write to universal and let them know.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

We've already ruined it for them, in record time even. I think that makes us some kind of special. I'm not sure what kind, but definitely some kind. Only not in the special short bus kind of way cause -- actually, now that I think about it, short buses are cute. They're like mini-buses. So yes, even special in the short bus kind of way -- maybe.

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[totallyinaband]

Yeah... Sure. Mini buses.